cherub-DDoS! summary: Cherub-DDoS! Is assigned to a village in heaven. The giant goblin Dez "The Harbinger of Toys" has been stealing fruit from the light orchards to restore his youth. Fruit from light' orchards is sacred and generally given as a divine reward for an extremely good deed. Stealing one fruit from a light 'orchard is a major crime. Fruit from a light 'orchard extends the lifespan, stamina, endurance, strength, and energy level of the eater. Cherub-DDoS is a cherub angel with no wings, so he has to fly the old-fashioned way. which costs energy, endurance, and stamina. However, Cherub-DDoS is motivated to be worthy of his post.