Meu Personal Assassin Bodyguard summary: Tomas has a very very hard sucking life. After years of humiliation from two bullies from the school, he finally has his give it back: he calls a number that offer a service of 'beating bullies for money'. But the dumbass dials the wrong number and the call goes to a expert and pro assassin's agency. And thinking he's calling right, Tomás gives all your personal information and makes the deal. Then Jack, a clumsy weird assassin comes to 'protect him', making sucker Tomás' rotine a little more suckered...