The Horny Yakuza Cooks Me Up summary: "Just go ahead and c**." I'm currently living with people in "that" line of work, or rather, they're clearly Yakuza. That's because I suddenly got caught up in some trouble one day, and right before I was abducted while stuffed into the trunk of a car, tied up and completely naked for some reason, I was rescued by a gangster big brother! He's supposed to be the heir to his family, but he made a super tasty-looking omelette rice to fill up my empty stomach... Or so I thought, but just as I was eating the omelette rice, I'm the one that got eaten!? Licking my nipples, and going "shlip shlip?" down there. W-wait, hold on.!! Making cream-filled pies on the daily with a gangster big brother that loves cooking. Right now... I'm on the chopping board!?+